Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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