I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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