Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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