awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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