oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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