Have you finally orgasmed yet?
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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