have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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