I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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