You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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