I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
In America we eat man semen.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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