Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
everyone is single if you try hard enough
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
he was CRYING into my vagina
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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