I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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