He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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