What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
