My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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