South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
You did what with his pubic hair?
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