You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Randomize
