sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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