Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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