brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
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Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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