I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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