so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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