How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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