Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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