I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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