You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I think I sprained my soul last night
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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