he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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