wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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