You work out of a Hotel?
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
one might say we're banned from that church
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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