She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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