dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
soo... how was my night?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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