After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize
