Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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