I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
