Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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