Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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