This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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