Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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