Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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