Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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