TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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