what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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