to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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