Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Randomize
