his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
She tied me up with her honor cords...
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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