The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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