I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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