Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Houston, we have a squirter
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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