I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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