Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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