So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
