South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
i used baking grease as lip gloss
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
So much Jack, so little girl.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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