Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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