would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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