I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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