what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
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