I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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