Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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