Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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